Taylor. 21 years old. Pursuing a career as an artist. Here's my stream of consciousness.
The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
Tonight at the grocery store I literally bought cat food and wine. My future looks bright.
Good riddance to SoJo.
They are redoing the ped mall playground and I am very upset about this.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster